Thursday, 15 April 2010

The Emperors New Clothes

Painted up and ready to rock, The Lost Templars emerge from the darkness... Although congratulating themselves on looking real pretty the Emperor thinks they've over done the bright red and yellow a bit... he suggest toning it down a little in the future...

These boys got a bit of a whooping by The Black Museum in sector 578.009, although being as they're mostly all ex Blood Angel marines they held their own in close combat against the Chaos Terminators...

The achilies heel for these boys is their fearsome Death Company, who although took out the Temies became enthused with such rage they spent the rest of the battle running around in circles ranting and spitting at tanks they'd never be able to catch... "Boys come back.... their troops are over there..... boys...?..."
The good news is that they've promised next time to keep their shit together and help out their brothers... Long Live The Lost Templars!

Lost Templars wear armour pieced together from dead brothers of different chapters...The Death Company.... Ranting and spitting at tanks

[caption id="attachment_478" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Shamed by the onset of insanity instead of honerable death in battle these old lunatics are once again thrust onto the field to server The Emperor"]Shamed by the onset of insanity instead of honerable death in battle these old lunatics are once again thrust onto the field to server The Emperor[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_479" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="The troops of The Lost Templars are ex Blood Angel Marines who often favour the jump pack to trudging by foot"]The troops of The Lost Templars are ex Blood Angel Marines who often favour the jump pack to trudging by foot[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_480" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Possibly homosexual, these two HQ's often accessorise to compliment each others outfits"]Possibly homosexual, these two HQ's often accessorise to compliment each others outfits[/caption]

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Secret Weapons

I have recently been thinking of starting a Tyranid army. Going BIG BUG army, no poxy horde nonsense. A cluster of mean hungry bug eyed baddies. Then i made this little guy, just a standard guy, like you or me, except with a bloody big bomb and a hat. This little dude could take out a whole bug squad with a simple throw.

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Sunday, 11 April 2010

Snatching victory from the Imperial clutch

Black Museum guard had their first clear cut victory the other day. Outnumbered and out gunned after Lost Templars (Blood Angels) and Grey Knights wiped the Chaos Marine Allies from the table by turn 3 with barely a scratch the Curator found himself with two veteran squads left holding 1 objective vs the Imperials Elites holding two others at the end of turn 5.

Black Museum Guard were sick of holding the line and took to the offense. Chimera's charging to the left and right, troops running headlong into fire. A shed load of Death Or Glory and Chimera's covering fire and the game turned around Renegades 1 Imperium 0.

Meanwhile the undefeated Ork army of King Gorg I - Self proclaimed ruler of the planet laughed right royal proper at the weedlings having scrap.

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Thursday, 25 March 2010

Black Musuem Techpriest

So the first step with the Black Museum guard... Enough models to bring to the table, then enough painted models to have fun at the table (tanks). Next the models I need to win (Still working on that winning thing - Valkerie). About time some character and Platoon 2 got involved.

Here is the Black Museum Tech Priest, just training some mortar troops in the basics.

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Monday, 22 February 2010

Black Museum Curator

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I have been messing about with who should be in charge of the Black Museum guard for quite some time. From a humble regular troop to some old Necromunda figures I finally found the true Curator of the Black Museum Guard. The Inquistor figure from Daemonhunters/Witch Hunters is perfect.

Total Van Helsing bad ass... Going to play him as a Commissar Lord with a Powersword, Carapace and a Plasma. Welcome Curator to the fold.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

It Was A Day For Peace.

IMG_0699The setting:

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Rules in brief

  • A three way battle very loosly based on the broken treaty idea.

  • Leaders in the middle around 1 mobile objective (a little warp creature) scatters each turn - 3 victory points.

  • 5 strategic statice objectives - 1 victory point each.

  • each round roll to see the turn order between players

  • If someone kills the warp creature (T2, W1, 2+ inv save) every model takes a strength6 hit - inv saves only AND the other two armies must attack the killer until it it wiped out.


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The Peace Treaty was to be signed in the central square of the abandoned city.

IMG_0701The leaders of the three armies met under a truce to decide the fate of the astral warp being that had popped into existence grabbed all their attention. No bigger than a human baby, this little anomaly radiated so much psychic energy that is shone like a beacon through the warp.

The importance of this was not lost on the leader of the Black Museum Guard who finally saw a chance of recontacting the rest of humanity.

The Eldar knew more than any other the potential of this innocent little creature. Harnessing such a power would make all their recent casualties worth while.

The Orks, having received the request for a peace treaty, armed themselves to the teeth and headed out to the Battle Field.  Stopping his troops just outside the central square King Gorg I - self proclaimed ruler of the planet, turned to his troops, "Now Remember dis is a peace treaty.  So I'm gonna go out there and make sure they hit us first".  With that he turned his bike towards the human and eldar leaders waiting for him in the cenre of the square.

IMG_0695The Battle Begins:




The truce was broken and all hell broke loose.

The Humans struck first. Parked on the outskirts of the city square, the heavy artillery tank units let fly a barrage of plasma and flame, aimed at the ork Deffkoptaz that had risen from behind some of the ruined buildings. The Eldar, seeing the treaty break down, moved with order and precision to secure the town square and capture the warp creature. A unit of Swooping Hawks took to the skies to gain a better vantage. The Ork Leader let out a battle cry and kicked his bike into gear heading straight for the humans tanks.

The orks focused on the big prizes -  the tanks. Buzzkoptaz buzzed and dropped like flies around the metal hulks, distracting them whilst King Gork I - Ruler of the Planet smashed into them with his powerClaw. From distance a well concealed Shokk Attak Gun aided the destruction of the tank force.

The tank supporting infantry units were under heavy fire from a squad of eldar Dire Avengers, who were securing one of the corners of the city square, being joined by their JetBike mounted leader, returning from the failed parley. The large remainder of the eldar force, backed up by a Wave Serpent,  maneuvered to take the neighbouring corner in a move that would give them control over one end of the city square. Hiding in the Rubble, the Fire Dragons made short work of one the Ork Trukks heading towards them, leaving the boyz they were carrying scrambling for cover. The other trukk met a similar fate  as a squad of warp-spiders materialized briefly to cause havoc before disappearing back into the void.

With the rest ork force occupying the human tanks  the eldar plan was going smoothly.

IMG_0693The Tide Turns:

Human reinforcements arrived.

From the skies dropped the Valkyrie, guns blazing. It came down behind the main Eldar force, who had the stranded Ork foot soldiers pinned down, and destroyed the Wave-Serpent and it's passengers. The Eldar Fire-Dragons were also caught in the massacre, and in on swift attack the Eldar battle plan had been demolished, and two thirds of it's force was wiped out.

In the opposite corner of the city square, two out of the three human tanks were now destroyed or immobilised thanks to the Ork Warboss battle fury and the now fallen Deffkoptaz. But the arrival of a fourth tank heralded a new trouble as a squad angry Ogryns trundled down the back ramp. Surrounded by two tanks and three Ogryns, King Gorg's self imposed rein seemed to be coming to an end. And it would have had it not been for the Eldar.

Desperate Measures

Sensing defeat the Eldar forces turned their attention to the warp creature, attacking it with everything they had. Better destroy the thing than let it fall into enemy hands. The warpspiders deathspinners ripped through the creatures flesh. With its dying breath it let out an infant like scream as a massive psychic shockwave tore across the battle field crashing through the minds of each unit. The result was devastating. Gretchin heads exploded, Ork bodies slumped, human screams filled the air and Eldar warriors writhed uncontrollably before becoming motionless.

Over two thirds of the forces on the battle field were now lying motionless. And those remaining had lost their senses. Both Human and Ork both turn their full attention to the remaining Eldar with an unnatural bloodlust – a departing gift from the warp creature to its killer, its dying anger amplified in the minds of its killer’s enemies. The remaining Eldar did not last long and their small squadron, lead by a figure on a Jetbike, were wiped out by the Human Commanders body guards dying blow.

With the death of their common enemy the remaining armies minds cleared, and both sides focused re-focused on each other Amidst the confusion, the Ork Warboss had re-grouped with the rest of his biker mob and raced full speed into the centre of the square, away from the the danger of the tanks, which turned their attention to vapourizing the Mek Carrying the Shokk Attak Gun.

Despite the valkarye transporting the squad of veterans to a strategic position in a ruined building on the outskirts of the squre, and the attempts of the Ogryn squad to stop them, the Ork biker gang swiftly dispatched the human leader and allowing the remaining ork boyz to secure the square.

The humans had no choice but to pull out and leave the city to the Orks

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RESULT

VICTORY POINTS:


ELDAR - 0

HUMAN - 1

ORK - 2


ORK VICTROY

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Thursday, 4 February 2010

New weapons of destruction

Last night the forces of the Black Museum and Ultramarines joined together to create new weapons that will wreak havock against the warrrgghhhh and Eldar scum. White wine and Chicken Tika fuelled a paint filled evening of fun.


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Friday, 29 January 2010

Where's them pesky Waargghhhs??

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Wednesday, 20 January 2010

A dance with The Devil awaits at The Crossroads

kingmong-02The Lost Templars surfaced as old enemies The Ultra Marines lay claim to the devestated Corinthian Sector. 200 years earlier the ancient chapter banished by The Ultra Marines on command from The Emperor fled to the furthest points of the 7th System, seeking solice amidst the ruins of Dharu-Khan. It was here they re-established themselves and began their crusade to purge all remenants of the corrupted Imperium from every dark corner of the system "No longer will The Emperor preach his poisoned heracy and lick the galaxy with his diseased tongue" (Brother Regus 42,731).


The freshly formed Ultra Marines Recon 111th unit, resplendant in their pristine new armour finally located a small band of The Black Museum. These unfortunate twisted souls mortally feared by the Emperor are being hunted without mercy... An all out anihilation was ordered and the marine force headed in for the kill.


The inexperience of this new marine unit and the underestimation of the Black Museums armour proved fatal as the tanks wreaked destruction on The Emperors men, it was said that the blood of The Ultra Marines stained the ground blue...


The Lost Templars, anxious for The Black Museum not to get a stronghold in The Sector have been persuing them for many moons. Finally mounting an assault amidst the ruins of the city they found to their surprise their bitter enemies The Ultra Marines in pursuit of the same goal... The mere presence of the Emperor in their sector was enough to boil their blood and they turned part of their force headlong into a charge.


The Black Museum making their way through the ruined city in search of communication stations found themselves ambushed on both sides by The Emperors finest and an unknown entity of what appeared to be a space marine chapter. Not equipped to deal with the oppositions troops many men perished into the scorched rubble, though their heavy firepower arrived to rain merciless death and re-establish the advantage.


After some time all sides withdrew as the unexpected 3-way conflict began to compromise objectives... The Black Museum remain strong continuing their establishment in the sector. The Ultra Marines return shamed to The Emperor with news of heavy defeat but the unexpected encounter with the once thought extinct Templars gives birth to renewed hatred and a call for all men to...... WAR......!!!!

[caption id="attachment_357" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Lying in wait for the ambush"]Lying in wait for the ambush[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_358" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="The Lost Templars emerge for war"]The Lost Templars emerge for war[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_359" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Fresh faced and gleaming"]Fresh faced and gleaming[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_360" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Battle of the crossroads"]Battle of the crossroads[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_361" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Deepstrike!"]Deepstrike![/caption]

[caption id="attachment_362" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Tickets for The Gun Show anyone..?"]Tickets for The Gun Show anyone..?[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_363" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="Hatred breeds stupidity.. .Charge!"]Hatred breeds stupidity.. .Charge![/caption]

[caption id="attachment_364" align="aligncenter" width="590" caption="...Ut-Oh.. thats not good..."]...Ut-Oh.. thats not good...[/caption]

Monday, 18 January 2010

Imperial Guard revenge O-Clock

Finally the Black Museum had a game where they weren't being pummeled. Ok correction the Guard got pummeled, but you should of seen the other guy.

The Tanks really delivered with the Leman Russ Battlecannon cleaning out some exposed Devastators, and the Punisher taking out a whole termie team and the best part of a full tactical squad, it did so well it deserved a proper paint job and a little converting.

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Friday, 1 January 2010

Activity Report

eldarKSSSHK "Black 5 scout unit to Assault Frigate Purifier. Approaching gamma quadrant, no sign of movement"

KSSHHK "Roger that Black 5. Purifier reading you loud and clear. Is there any sign of the source of the beacon signal we were picking up?"

KSSHHK "That's a negative Purifier, this planet seems to match up to our records, long since abandoned. The only structures remaining in this area were once part of a large industrial complex. A Refectory or Mine possibly. It's so over grown it's hard to tell. And there's nothing on record"

KSSHHKhk "Roger that Black 5. Proceed for a close range scan of the complex so we can add it to Records. Any signs of the recent alien activity?"

KSSSHK "That's a negative Purifier." No sign of Ork or Eldar presence. Proceeding for close range scan... Wait.. Purifier, this is Black 5, I have visual. Black smoke on the horizon, grid ref 37641, source unknown. Please advice"

KSSHHK "Roger that Black 5. Objective change, scout and re-con source of smoke. Do not engage, priority 1"

KSSSHK "Roger that Purifier".

KSSSHK "Black 5 scout unit to Assault Frigate Purifier, relaying video footage now, are your receiving this? It looks like the remains of some kind of Walker. Is that thing Eldar?"

KSSSHK "That's affirmative Black 5. Continue surveillance sweep. Any signs of movement?"

KSSSHK "Roger that Purifier, that's a negative on movement. All scanners clear. Looks like that walker took quite hit though. This whole area's a complete war-zone. Fortifications, trenches, but they look like they were abandoned long ago, and this things still smoldering."

KSSSHK "Roger that Black 5. Proceed with caution. Finish you sweep then return to dock. We'll send in a full re-con squad. What ever it was that took out that Walker may still be around".

KSSSHK "Affirmative Purifier. Returning to.. Wait a minute. I'm picking up large amount of metalic debry. Sending scan for analysis."

KSSSHK "Received Black 5, Analysing.... Strange? This makes no sense. What ever it was Imperial build. The molecular signature is unmistakable. But there's no record of the Imperial Guard being stationed on this planet. This needs further investigation. Black 5 your reacon is complete. Return to dock immediately for de-briefing".

KSSSHK " Affirmative Purifier, returning now"

KSHHHHK BLIP "Wha.. Mayday! Mayday!, Ambush. Primitive Rockets coming from the old Fort. Climbing out of range, returning to base. What the! They're behind... KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

KSSSHK "Black 5 this is Purifier Come in."

KSSSHK "Black 5 this is Purifier Come in."

KSSSHK "Black 5 this is Purifier Come in."

"Commander, call the marines"